I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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