but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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