I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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