If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I know her cup size but not her name....
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