I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
