Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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