Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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