Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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