That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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