Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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