can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
