Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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