Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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