Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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