so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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