Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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