Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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