My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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