But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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