i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
How drunk are you?
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