Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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