Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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