He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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