let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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