i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Are we still banned from the library?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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