I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
organizing the empties. That sober.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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