So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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