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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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