apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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