Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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