My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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