I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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