Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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