butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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