whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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