Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I love having hate sex.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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