i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Randomize
