you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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