I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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