Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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