its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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