Porn is love you can see.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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