yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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