Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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