I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
