So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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