If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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