For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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