yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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