kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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