haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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