you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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