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We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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