You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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