party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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